Vacation
After writing my cell number up on the board, Adrian, a co-worker, asks, "Why would you want to leave your cell number if you're going on vacation?"

"Hey," I tell him as I fling my purse on my shoulder. "It's not like I'm gonna turn on my cell phone."

We both laugh at the joke as I walk out of my cubicle and head for the elevator.

I ain't jokin'.