Kids

Mari: "Mom, can I borrow $20?"
Me: "No you cannot."
Mari: "Geez, it's only $20."
Me: "OK, do you have $3 that I can borrow?"
Mari: "Mawwwwmmmm!"
Me: "Well, it's only $3."
Mari: "Fine. I gotta go."

30 minutes later the phone rings.

Me: "Hello?"
Mari: "Hi mom!"
Me: "Hi Maim."
Mari: "What're you doin'?"
Me: "Working on some web pages."
Mari: "Oh. Can I borrow $10?"
Me: "Did I not tell you no?"
Mari: "Mom, that was for $20. So, can I?"