Mah Tennis Shoes

I bought these tennis shoes that are platforms. Remember Pee Wee Herman's white platform shoes? Well, that's my tennis shoes but the toes are rounded and they wear like mules; I just slide my feet in 'em and they're on. At first I thought they were pretty cool, then I walked in 'em.

Folks I feel like I'm walkin' on pillows because they're so cushy (I swear I expect them to squeek with each step I take like those kiddie shoes from Korea). Then at the same time they're so heavy that my toes get a workout just tryin' to keep them on my feet with each step I take.

Wanna bet some clown attempted to return his novelty shoes for a pair of normal ones and got away with it?

If you're out there, Flippo da Clown, I gots your shoes. Send me e-mail - let's do some talkin' ~