Better

I'm feeling better.

My friend told me I had the flu. She's my doctor, you know. We all have doctors like that - admit it. Until we are dying, then we see the peeps that have gone to school and earned the title "Doctor." But, until then, anyone from our friends to our family members are our doctors.

Friend Diagnosis
Friend: "That's what I had - you had the flu."

Me: "Really? I didn't know you had the same symptoms."

Friend: "Oh yeah. Just drink plenty of fluids; otherwise you'll get dehydrated. You should be feeling back to normal within a day or two."

Me: "Thanks."

Doctor Diagnosis
Doctor: "You have the flu. Drink plenty of fluids, get some rest. You should be feeling back to normal within a day or two."

Me: "Thanks, doc."

Doctor: "No problem - that will be $3 trillion dollars please."