Breakfast
Yummm....As I sit here at my laptoppy @ work, I am enjoying some nice greasy tator tots and bacon....and what a fine combo they are I think to myself as I sip my ever-so-delicious-coffee. Wistfully, I throw away my empty foam bowl already missing my yummy breakfast.

That's when I notice the plastic fork - unused.

Did I just eat all that without a utensil??

I am a p-i-g HAWG!

::: grins :::