Hug
Here at work for meetings we have to connect to the network and sometimes there are not enough connections in a conference room, so we have these things we call "hubs" that allows many connections.

Well, this morning a fellow worker walks into my cubicle and asks me, "Can I have a hug?"

Honestly, I thought it was a strange request, but thinking it being Monday, she probably was having a rough start of the week, so I gave her a hug.

She gave me a startled look, then gave a laugh and says to me, "Karen, thanks for the hug, but do you have a hub?"

Yanno, that was just downright embarrassing.