The Pedicure
I gave myself a pedicure today. I rubbed my soles with a scrub, massaged my feet with lotion and polished my toes in a deep rich red. Not only do my feet look great, but they feel great too - very soft. I was reveling in the feel of them until I walked in the kitchen to fix myself some tea.

That's when I slipped and fell flat on my ass.

I think I over-did it on the lotion.

::: sighs :::