Even though I like my feet, there are times that I catch myself with a small case of "feet envy."
Today at work, a co-worker had the cutest shoes on. In fact, she is known for her shoes. Her feet are dainty and elegant looking, which can fit any damned shoe style on the planet.
Now, as for me, I am the tennis shoes / unadorned sandals type of gal. Not so much because of the comfort it allows, but more so because of the width of my feet. I think I may have one pair of black heels (extra-wide) in my closet.
Yes ladies and gentlemen, I have Fred Flintstone Feet. The only difference is that I wear toe-nail polish.
I guess I should be grateful that I even have feet. So what if they kinda look like Fred's and Frodo's (minus the hair - well, ok...except for the few that I pluck on my big toes).
Okay, hold yourself back; I know you're in lust with me now.
Today at work, a co-worker had the cutest shoes on. In fact, she is known for her shoes. Her feet are dainty and elegant looking, which can fit any damned shoe style on the planet.
Now, as for me, I am the tennis shoes / unadorned sandals type of gal. Not so much because of the comfort it allows, but more so because of the width of my feet. I think I may have one pair of black heels (extra-wide) in my closet.
Yes ladies and gentlemen, I have Fred Flintstone Feet. The only difference is that I wear toe-nail polish.
I guess I should be grateful that I even have feet. So what if they kinda look like Fred's and Frodo's (minus the hair - well, ok...except for the few that I pluck on my big toes).
Okay, hold yourself back; I know you're in lust with me now.
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