Mah Tennis Shoes

I bought these tennis shoes that are platforms. Remember Pee Wee Herman's white platform shoes? Well, that's my tennis shoes but the toes are rounded and they wear like mules; I just slide my feet in 'em and they're on. At first I thought they were pretty cool, then I walked in 'em.

Folks I feel like I'm walkin' on pillows because they're so cushy (I swear I expect them to squeek with each step I take like those kiddie shoes from Korea). Then at the same time they're so heavy that my toes get a workout just tryin' to keep them on my feet with each step I take.

Wanna bet some clown attempted to return his novelty shoes for a pair of normal ones and got away with it?

If you're out there, Flippo da Clown, I gots your shoes. Send me e-mail - let's do some talkin' ~

Proud to be an American

Hello - I don't have links to online news sites that will take you to articles about peace protestors being arrested by our government. Nope. There are plenty of sites out there that are doing that - everyone is gettin' on that ever-lovin' band wagon and bashing the U.S. Frankly, I'm getting sick of it. I am tired of hearing and reading about what is wrong with my country. There's a lot of good things about the United States and so many people have chosen to forget all about them.

And, I think President Bush is doing a great job considering the crap he has to deal with.

Shine on Mr. President.