Fatbird

Hallo - I’m Fatbird. I live with a woman that wears her hair funny (she needs a haircut). She likes to read stuff like how to get over a broken heart in 30 days, the Friday Night Knitting Club, the Secret, and all these other books. She has two furry kids that are okay but that damned black and white cat (I think his name is Spatz) keeps knocking me off the @*(%* desk! I’m going to kick his butt one day (just as soon as I lose some weight so that I can move my feeties out from under my belly).

I like to do nothing but look around the woman’s office. It’s not a bad place to hang out if you’re a fat bird. She keeps the place real clean and sure has a lot of books, ton of knick-knacks and lots of pictures on the walls. And she has four clocks showing different time zones (i don't know what's going on there).

My life, while content, could use some adventure. So I asked the woman if she can take me out and show me around. She agreed and even said she would take photos of my little adventures, kinda like a photo journal.

So all I can say is this little fat body is quivering with joy right now at that prospect.

Stay tuned :-)